Spring Has Sprung

So now that winter is officially over in Wyoming, I need to buy some heavy duty sunblock.

The only thing worse than the harsh winds of winter are the blinding suns of summer. How am I supposed to maintain the facade of being a vampire if those rays never cease? I mean you're meant to see all the veins in a human face right? Do you think I could get away with carrying a parasol?

Oh England I never thought I'd miss your overcast, grey skies quite so much.

On Record

I am officially announcing that daylight savings time is stupid.

I hate it and the practice should end.

I had to get up with a crying baby at 5:30 this morning.

Technically it was 6:30 but my body disagrees.

Stop the madness!

Vacation's Over

Heidi was home for a few days. Bonding ensued, hugs aplenty, angry nap times, etc. Fun was had by all. I had access to a car for the first time in two months! I left the house and interacted with other humanoids! Heidi, however threw off my body clock which made me forget what day it is. 

Things are back to normal, for the moment. And by normal I mean anything but. Heidi will be back for good in a few weeks, which will become our new normal. 

I loved seeing Heidi and I loved getting a break. I needed it. 

Now I have to go deal with the going away presents Heidi left for me in the sink, dishwasher, bathroom and baby's room. 

Coffee break's over I guess. 

Super Tuesday

I can't handle the tension!

GOP pick a candidate!

Too much high stakes drama!

Baby Update

My sister is home from her work training, and the baby is happy. So happy she won't stop crying because she wants mama to sleep in her crib.

It's going to be a long night.

Wyoming: Update

Wyoming's awesome doomsday bill was voted down by the state house of Representatives. I guess they don't watch enough Doomsday Preppers.

Not cool Wyoming. A state wide bug out plan would be great once the super volcano sets off the mega earthquake that inflates the dollar which begins the drought that kick-starts the food shortage that detonates the nuclear war heads that creates the radioactive bunnies that end the world.

Just saying. 

Waking Nightmares

This show is evil. It is a Jim Henson production, but instills feelings of terror instead of happiness. These four Pajanimals are four different species who have unseen, I'm assuming human, parents. Who call their children the pajanimals. creepy. But what's really unsettling is the muppet eyes. 

You want me to go night night? I'll never sleep again. 

Every time the pajanimals open their too-wide eyes I shudder. In my opinion wide eyes in a Jim Henson production is meant to be scary as evidenced from the goblins in Labyrinth. Scary. 

This show is too frightening for prime time. Sprout! Remove this show and put on something less scary for children, like Child's Play.