Hipster Blues

So I thought having a mac would be all smiles, sunshine and approving nods from the other hipsters typing away in Starbucks. But there are downsides.

My old crappy HP had an SD slot for my pictures, no such luck with this machine. And I can't seem to format my camera or thumb drive for this macbook either. I have loads of awkward pictures that I can't share with my adoring fans. What's a girl to do?