Sunday, April 29, 2012

(Not) Wyoming Update

So I mentioned that I will be immanently leaving this hellhole. Well that's been pushed back a few months but I can still see the speck of light at the end of the tunnel.

Anyhow I talked to my sister and the houses they are looking at all have walk-in closets.


Saturday, April 28, 2012


Hey! Thanks for this poster of Anglo-Jesus! He's my second-favorite Jesus (Baby is ovi # 1!). 

I wonder what other wonderful things I'll find in the mailbox this week? 

Wyoming Frustrate

Did I mention I'm moving?

Friday, April 27, 2012


Have I mentioned lately how amazing my brother-in-law is? He brought these home for my sister and I. She's on a diet, so these are for me! He knows me so well. 

Am I a Sociopath?

So I was reading this mediocre book where the protagonist is a privileged white girl who hates the fact that her parents don't want her to starve to death. I guess I was meant to empathize with the main character but I just couldn't stomach it (get it?!). 

More nachos for me! 

Does it make me a bad person that I not only didn't care a jot for the girls' plight but I ate an entire box of Annie's Cheddar Bunnies while reading this book? Did I not connect with this character because she was a whiny spoiled brat or because the book wasn't written very well? 

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Jesus Take the Wheel

So I got this from the library but I haven't summoned the courage to read it yet because the first page contains a character with the nickname "blood fist." 

To read or not to read? 

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Born this Way

Dear little boy at the park wearing jeggings. 
Way to practice gender nonconformity. 

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The R L Stine Public Library

Hey public library. This is the start of a Goosbumps where I get stuck in the Library overnight and have to fight off the horde of creepy ghost dolls. Then I die just before dawn and the librarians find my body in the periodicals surrounded by dolls with sunken in faces. 

In summation please remove this monstrosity before I die.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Oh Also.

I think I forgot to mention how precious BABY was during our outing. Minus the tumultuous ride home. 

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Wyoming Update

Since I am naturally a bit of a recluse, and I haven't had access to a motorized vehicle as of late, I've been spending a lot of time around the homestead. Last week it rained, hailed, snowed, then rained again. All in the same afternoon. But today it was bright, sunny, and not so windy that your eyelashes are whipped away.

Sister and I decided to head out to the mountains. It was a rousing success! We encountered mountain goats, horses, deer, cows and gophers. But we got to witness most of the nature from the comfort of the car; which is the best way to experience nature. No bugs, temperature control and leather seats. Ah, nature.

 In two places at once! 

She did not want to leave.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Wyoming Update

Since it is snowing furiously here, now is a good time to make an announcement.

I am moving! Bye Wyoming! I'm heading back to the balmy Midwest!

How I've missed it!

Later Suckers!