Showing posts with label crossed-eyed dunce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crossed-eyed dunce. Show all posts
Monday, February 13, 2012
Wyoming
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America,
Bad-Ass,
bubperstickers,
crossed-eyed dunce,
ignorance,
meth,
pickups,
redneck,
sad,
trucks,
Uh-Merica,
Wyoming
Location: Wyoming
Wyoming, USA
Sunday, December 25, 2011
A Christmas Miracle!
As I mentioned before; my sister's dog is the devil. She is a miniature hound of hell. Currently, she is in the dog house, if you will, for attempting to escape the comforts of this apartment. She sprinted for the mountains; disrupting the Christmas peace that had descended not five minutes previous.
This is the second time this mongrel has attempted a holiday escape. Two years ago, to the day, she absconded in below zero weather. She must be craving some attention.
I'll show her how to set up a blog; that'll fix her right up.
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Christmas,
crossed-eyed dunce,
devil,
Dog,
escapee,
evil,
family,
furball,
Heidi,
runaway,
slobber,
stupid shih tzu,
whining
Location: Wyoming
Wyoming, USA
Friday, December 23, 2011
My New Enemy
This is Lyla. She is evil incarnate. I thought those meddlesome cats were trouble; I was wrong. This smelly fluff ball is determined to make my life a pain. Her breath smells like a dead raccoon. She wipes her snotty nose on my pants. She has to go out every 5 minutes. She's yappy as all get out. She bites the baby. She follows me everywhere which causes me to trip over her hairy torso. She is dim and crossed-eyed. She makes me sneeze.....She's watching me right now.....
Location: Wyoming
Wyoming, USA
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