Probably Still Better than Stephanie Meyer.

I mean should I even read this book? This seems like a bad sign. Is the author being ironic? But I guess she would have to listen to Nickelback in the first place to even be aware of their lyrics. Teenreads.com said it was worth reading.

At least she didn't quote Robert Frost. 

Maybe I should let this evolve into an animal-annoyance blog.

The one time I go out of my way to pet that DEVIL dog, she bleeds all over me. 

She looked like a water logged rat upon her return from the groomers.

Since she actually looked so-ugly-it's-kind-of-adorable I deigned to let her sit on my lap. Two minutes later I noticed that she chose to bleed all over my sweatshirt and (ironically) pants that were a gift for donating blood. 

Now my brother-in-law claims the groomer clipped her nails too short. 

That's no excuse. 

No one bleeds on me and gets away with it. 

Never again. Throw your own rubber ball bitch. 

Kindred Spirits

I finally find someone who loathes felines as much as I do. Then Ms. Oates turns this guy into a complete psycho. It's not fair. He tries to kill an annoying Persian, repeatedly, then his unsuspecting wife.

I guess I won't be looking for your facebook profile. 

Why can't there be a well adjusted, non-murderous, character who hates cats with a burning passion? My ilk are never represented in the media. I'm calling the ACLU. 

The Wyoming Meth Project

Now that I live in Wyoming, the youtube ads that play before my video have a dark and scary message.
Gone are the commercials enticing me to buy shiny, new and improved stuff.

Now I am treated to this:

Hooray! I wanted watch a funny cat video and now I have images of meth-addled youths in my brain. I can see it now, kids across Wyoming: "Mommy what's a hustler?" These disturbing videos were created by the director of Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan, etc. Like Requiem for a Dream wasn't the best advertising to never do drugs; I have to see some girl slit her wrists before I can enjoy the breathy falsetto of Kay Perry.

Population of Wyoming, get off the meth! I don't want to see these ads anymore!