She looked like a water logged rat upon her return from the groomers.
Since she actually looked so-ugly-it's-kind-of-adorable I deigned to let her sit on my lap. Two minutes later I noticed that she chose to bleed all over my sweatshirt and (ironically) pants that were a gift for donating blood.
Now my brother-in-law claims the groomer clipped her nails too short.
That's no excuse.
No one bleeds on me and gets away with it.
Never again. Throw your own rubber ball bitch.