Thursday, February 9, 2012

An Old Soul

I am 23 years old. But I feel 78. I pick up the baby and my back starts a painin'. When I sit down my knees creak ominously. I can feel nor' easters in my elbow days before they blow into town. My hair is falling out, I require a Victorian fainting couch bi-weekly, and I think the osteoporosis is causing me to shrink. 

Because my mind subconsciously thinks I am in my dotage, I accidentally bought a multi-vitamin designed for women over 60. And you know what whippersnappers? I haven't felt this spry in decades! Pass me the Metamucil and that afghan that keeps my ankles so toasty. 

78 is the new 23. 

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