Video Series 1

This baby is taking things to a whole new level. Next thing you know she's going to expand into performance art and start throwing tantrums in Wal-Mart to protest the tyranny of the Wiggle breakup. 

Deep. 

Evil Aunt Anneke

Did I make this video specifically to embarrass my niece when she's older? 

No. 

I made this video to embarrass her when she's older. 

Incidentally this child screamed bloody murder the entire time I dressed her, brushed her hair and her teeth. The crying actually made it easier to reach the all the way to the back and get those gums gleaming. 

Silver lining. 

Pump You Up!

When the BABY isn't crying, disrobing, or causing a ruckus, she gets pumped for the day's events.

Brushing her teeth

Saying her ABC's 

Preparing for chicken nuggets. 

Pajamas are for Suckers

The BABY has decided that clothes are just the worst. First, she displayed disdain for socks, tearing them off at every available opportunity. 

Then she realized that shirts sure are constricting and began wiggling out of them whenever I turned my back. 

Her war with pants is at a stalemate as she hasn't mastered the button zipper conundrum. 

However the toddler peels off the cutest of PJ's at least four times a night. While screaming for Barney, of course.  

Maybe she's staging a protest imploring that I release Barney from the prison of the television.  

Or perhaps she just likes being naked. Lord help me I'm dreading the day she maneuvers out of that diaper. 

Stylin'

Should I style BABY's hair in the Loki?

Or the Tom Hiddleston?

Aunt Anneke Puts the Die in Diet.

Do I like cherry tomatoes?

No. 

Self Portrait Series 2

Her main influences are Dali, Mapplethorpe, Maier, and Elmo. 

iPad Adventures

We partied too hard.