This past Saturday I accompanied my sister and the BABY to a "natural" beauty pageant, whatever that means. We walked in the room and sat down to the sounds of a child screaming in the other room. An eerie soundtrack perhaps but untimely preferable to the country and Disney instrumentals that followed.
All of the mothers at this event looked exactly the way you're imagining.
Girl in a Twilight shirt. Of course.
Pageant dad to 3 year old: You need to have pretty feet and I need to see your sparkle! Show me your sparkle!!!
During the personality competition for the 10 year olds: If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why? That is an appropriate thing to ask a child. Because if you're going to judge a child on her looks, talent and personality you might as well make her contemplate the things she should change about herself.
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