So now that winter is officially over in Wyoming, I need to buy some heavy duty sunblock.
The only thing worse than the harsh winds of winter are the blinding suns of summer. How am I supposed to maintain the facade of being a vampire if those rays never cease? I mean you're meant to see all the veins in a human face right? Do you think I could get away with carrying a parasol?
Oh England I never thought I'd miss your overcast, grey skies quite so much.