I Want to Live in America

To even things out, here are some thing I from America that are weird. In fairness I found some of these things at Walmart.

Alcoholic drinks for puritans. 

This book is an anthology of essential steampunk "literature."

Crocheting for hipster numskulls.

A cake to celebrate creepy uncles? 

And one for your dog's birthday. 

Ah, America.

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Truth, Justice, and the American way